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VIACOM about to bust the Samwer Brothers?

2007-03-18T11:22:00.000-07:00

As mentioned some month back, the evil Samwer Brothers try to reproduce their big CRIME.
Jamba/Jamster was based on the unauhtorized usage of intellectual property.
The stole clips like "Sweetie" or "Crazy Frog" on p2p networks and sold it as content for cell phones. They got away with it.

Still being criminals, the Samwer Brothers run the warezplattform MyVideo which uses content YouTube wouldn't even dare to host. VIACOM is right now checking what legal threats are possible. If we all are lucky they'll face some time in prison.
(german article:HEISE)

How long will it take 'til morons like the Holtzbrinck recognize "Samwer" is the reincarnation of Kim Schmitz?

We strongly discourage anyone to work,trade or even talk with criminals.
We'd like to encourage anyone to PAY for intellectual property.

Do you suck?

2007-02-08T03:27:00.000-08:00

If you are into ringtones: probably YES.
Mad4MobilePhones asked the Brits and got stunning results. 80% of all people are ashamed of their crappy ringtones while 97% even judge ones personality based on the choice of their ringtone.

80% of all ringtones are awkward.
80% of all consumers are too stupid to get a ringtone they like.
97% of all people suck in the opinion of others.

How much do people hate you?
That depends on your ringtone.
Got the crazy frog? ...run and hide.

tHE rESULTS:
Top 10 hit - Moves with times but could be a fashion victim who tries too hard to be cool

Classic Hit - A laid back thirty something attempting to make a statement with a personal favourite

Hollywood Blockbuster - A real movie buff, but perhaps watches one too many films!

Current TV show - Fun personality - but has too much time on their hands

Retro TV show - Creative individual with a love for pop culture - however can appear a little nerdy

Children's theme tune - Game for a laugh, up for having a good time - though has a tendency to annoy people

Sport theme tune - Armchair sportsperson who enjoys a laugh with the lads/girls also a tad unimaginative

Classical - Tasteful and educated, yet probably on the old side

Made for ringtone (crazy frog etc) - Totally unacceptable - most likely a Chav

Mobile setting (original ringtone) - Not trying to impress, probably got better things to do than constantly changing their ringtone

Ring Ring - Uber cool, no need to impress though some view as boring - shows a lack of confidence and creativity

Vibrate setting - An Introvert not wanting to be noticed or a businessman not wanting to be rude

This means:
If you want people to stop hating you, you have to stop buying ringtones from Jamster!

Sell the shit before yer ass' on fire.

2007-01-11T02:20:00.000-08:00

So did the Samwer Brothers. Rite after selling their facebookcopy StudiVZ to Holtzbrinck group the page got defaced.
The "coders" and other with StudiVZ affiliated nerds claimed in their blog the homebrew is hack-safe. Not only that: even the CCC failed to hack it.
Ofcoz that is a lie rite from the beginning, since the CCC would never take part in such a scriptkiddiecontest nor fail.
Anyways: the homebrew page got DEFACED!

What did we learn today?
a)Don't mess the CCC. ;)
b)Don't believe Samwer affiliates.

Samwer take the JACKPOT...again.

2007-01-07T03:30:00.000-08:00

Jackpot! Yes, the Samwers managed again to sell a stolen idea for a ton of gold.
Having earned money with unlicensed content for Jamba/Jamster or running a lame e-Bay copy in Germany they were now able to sell their copy of facebook to the Holzbrinck Group. With StudiVZ they earned 100.000.000 Euro (or 130.000.000$ in case you are still using old-world-money ;)

Samwer involved in Sex Stalking?

2006-11-27T07:31:00.000-08:00

According to the german SPIEGEL, Samwers StudiVZ runs inofficial several "mens-clubs" online that stalk women.
Their lame copy of facebook seems just to have the stuff to attract perverts.
Unlike openBC/Xing where women intend either to look professional or like a bitch looking for "business-partnership", the StudiVZ was ment to be for bored students.
Too bad one of the founders, Ehssan Dariani, got caught taking pictures of women on the toilett at a party. Along with the stalking allegations it seems the Samwer Brothers still look like nerds that need it bad.

Indications of a crime: Samwers in Romania

2006-11-24T02:19:00.000-08:00

Geeez, what if you got no own creativity, no content but a high level of criminal power?
Rite, you sell stuff without permission. Usual suspects go east...like allofmp3,tlf and others. So have a guess: the criminal minds went romania.

MYVIDEO BROADBAND S.R.L, 4 Dr. Raureanu Str., ap. 4, 3rd floor, 050048 Bukarest,
Romania
A good idea for criminal action is always to have all legal issues way in the east!
Quote from the disclaimer:
"13.2 Erfüllungsort und ausschließlicher Gerichtsstand ist, soweit gesetzlich zulässig, Bukarest, Rumänien."

Involved in this action is also the german PRO7SAT1MEDIA AG.

WARNING! Thieves approaching!!

2006-10-30T05:19:00.000-08:00

The Samwer Brothers really already seem to have spent all the money they earned on Jamba(273mill US$) or Alando(47mill US$).
Still they have not been creating any jobs: Alando is eBay now and Jamba/Jamster only used stolen content.
What did we learn? Stealing stuff is great! "User-generated-content" is "Theft 2.0".
The Samwer Brothers launch another new project based on thievery: MyVideo
As much as the idea is stolen from YouTube, as much the Samwer Brothers stretch the legal issues. Specially aiming at illegal content the user is asked to upload "any kind of material". The site does not feature a community or anything alike... the plan is just to sell stuff you don't own. Just like they did with Jamba/Jamster.
Alando was illegal aswell, since there were quite some patents around that would NOT have allowed the Samer Brothers to run such a service. But hey, they never cared for copyright, intellectual property or the law.
To top the whole idea they even stole the logo...please compare:
http://www.myvideo.de/ (Samwer shit)
http://www.blinklist.com/ (real thing)

Please anyone support a global stop of any access to the internet for Marc, Alexander and Oliver Samwer.

Samwer Brothers are back

2006-10-21T05:49:00.000-07:00

...in the cheating business. Where else?
Their "next big coup" is a copy of facebook and is named StudiVerzeichnis.
How they cheat this time? Well, according to law any advertisement must be recognizeable as an ad to the consumer. You're not allowed to advertise and have it look a real journalistic report and so on..
In the neverending junkie-alike need for more money those freaks bought themselves into the lame copy of facebook and use the admin accounts for blasting out their "viral marketing".
In a mail to all users the admin advised all users to buy a rather bad record.
A group named "Juli" creates terrible radio music with no great ideas in text and sound....that is why none wanted to buy the lastest one.

Beware of faked mails and fresh spam from the Samwer Brothers. :)

Relief: Jamster dead soon!

2006-07-17T05:24:00.000-07:00

We didn't put anything here for a while since everything has been said:
Jamster/Jamba/Ringtonebastards suck.

After having those weird Samwer brothers resign in december 2005 and Jamster loosing basicly every trial they've been facing, we proudly predict the death of Jamster by the end of this year.

How come?
Financial Times Germany recently found out that they sell less and less ringtones.
Result: -32% earnings
But hey, Verisign has all the money in the world to keep the lousy service up and on your nerves.
So, the real good news is that they are incapable of setting up their long planned "Music Portal".
Neither they yet were able to get the DRM up and running nor do artists cooperate with them. Only the most greedy labels are said to be interested.

also read:
Heise(german) or moconews(english).
Quote moconews:
"Yeah, that’s a shocker: VeriSign’s mobile content business is “looking like a disaster,” according to a report released this week by American Technology Research analyst Albert Lin, and says that VRSN should sell its content division (that has been the speculation in the industry over the last quarter or so)."

WIRED MAGAZINE says...

2006-02-22T10:43:00.000-08:00

Stop Paying for Ring Tones.

Right. So we eversince pray. If you'd read their excellent manual on how to do that...we'd be one step closer to the big target:
"Ringtonefree World 2007".
If you all would stop paying none would have to suffer their ads anymore.
Thumbs up for the WIRED MAGAZINE.

Christmascups I HATE YOU.

2006-02-15T07:13:00.000-08:00

It is february by now and if things turned good Jamster is so broke they keep on playing the same ad on TV since middle of december.
Not to mention it again is not a Jamster exclusive but theft again if they didn't pay the creator yet.
Christmascups I HATE YOU!

Happy Birthday.

2006-01-29T08:29:00.000-08:00

One year is over. A year of great Jamba bashing.

In january 2005 we started 'coz the Samwer
Brothers suck and the Jamba ads drove us nuts.
The Samwer Brothers quit working for Jamster
...while lousy ringtone ads still spoil the day.

A "Ringtonefree World 2007" is our mission!

Samwer Brothers resign! Yippie!

2005-12-19T09:14:00.000-08:00

It is official: the jerks are out!
Due to personal reasons they quit, german Heise online reports.

Does this mean Jamster doesn't suck anymore? NO.
Their ads are still pain in the ass and the crazy frog is brain dead.

Does that mean the Samwer Brothers don't steal intellectual anymore? NO.
Why should they... it worked out so well. Let's see what they do next.

Bugger of the year 2005: The Crazy Frog

2005-12-04T09:11:00.000-08:00

As if we wouldn't have expected it: The Crazy Frog has been voted "Bugger of the year".

We would have preferred to see one of the Samwer scums to take the prize...but you can't have it all. Since this is the german vote place two and three are not worth mentioning.

Oliver Samwer's alter ego "The Crazy Frog".

Holy crap!

2005-11-15T10:56:00.000-08:00

Wikipedia is great?
See the Top3 lamers:
1.Oliver Samwer
2.Kim Schmitz
3.Bill G8s

and all of you look like shit. face it!
money ain't making you a bit sexier!

Cassetteboy challenges The Crazy Frog

2005-10-31T05:11:00.000-08:00

Yeeeeah, the very great Cassetteboy just did an awesome track named 'duck breath'.

An ode to the Jamster shit we had with that Crazy Frog.
Don't waste your money on lame ringtones...better buy the Cassetteboy record.
playtime: 01:00 just right for using it as a ringtone :)

Read an interview with Cassetteboy here.

p.s.:seems our webcounter got screwed up. some new company owns it?!?whatever.

Uuuuuuh. Don't mess with MTV!

2005-10-06T14:35:00.000-07:00

Beloved Bo Flower had more than 200.000 downloads of his anti-Jamba song "Tötet Sw**ty"...still MTV Europe and its apendix Viva refuse playing it.

Interview: Bo Flower

The whores at MTV do it for money. MTV has no style. MTV is so 90s.

Eminem hates Jamster?

2005-10-05T07:42:00.000-07:00

According to heise online another rap artist isn't best friend with groovy ringtones.
So Howard Hertz will kick butt in in court we hope.

The Frog, Sweety and Eminem all face the same problem: Jamster and alike steal intellectual property.

BTW: Last year MTV got sued for the same....

Bo Flower - Tötet Sw**ty

2005-09-28T10:58:00.000-07:00

German rap artist Bo Flower has released his new record
'Tötet Sw**ty' (kill sweety that is).

Watch the video here. (small/wmv)
Or download zipped.

Though the song itself sounds pretty much like a lame ringtone the lyrics state clear the great idea of murdering Jamsters 'Sweetie'.

Jamster UK not OK

2005-09-23T10:55:00.000-07:00

Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) reacts after nearly 300 prostest reached them. Get the entire broadcastreport(pdf) here. All in all they favor the idea not to show any Jamster trash on TV anywhere before 9PM.
Great idea we say ...and god save Verisign:
Too bad those pricks failed in court trying to stop the ASA.
Loooooooosers.

see:
Jamster fucks up in court.
Jamster too bad for TV. (pdf)

Jamba Morgenstern

2005-09-09T08:27:00.000-07:00

;)

MTV sucks cock

2005-09-09T03:11:00.000-07:00

Dumb wankers at MTV Networks managed to get a big one in the rear entrance ...again!
Believe it or not...their so-called creatives want to find a way to implement the "content" (great joke) from Jamster into their program.
But MTV is for ppl that are stuck in the 80's anyways. Go screw you MTV Networks GmbH & Co!! Screw you!

Sweety tumbling...

2005-08-28T05:56:00.000-07:00

Great pleasure to read about the trouble Jamba/Jamster/VeriSign run in to.
A summary published today by c't points out that the ringtone terrorists face various new accusations world wide:
08-2005 Germany
06-2005 Germany
06-2005 UK
04-2005 USA
02-2005 Germany
02-2005 UK

Austian media futurezone.orf.at has found out Jamster is active in over 20 countries.
Useless to read that turks prefer sms-lovepoems while spanish folx prefer music; still to mention there is that a Jamster music download costs about 5 Euro in western europe while it is only 2 Euro in the east.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

2005-08-20T07:20:00.000-07:00

Yes. It is over!
According to the german magazine "Der Spiegel" all ringtone threats will be banned from october 2005 on. MTV and Viva that is.
We thank you,Catherine Mühlemann!
Lets hope the Samwer brothers earned enough and stop stealing good ideas.
They lately failed in buying "Studio Funk" and "VCC" in Hamburg which lets us hope by now anyone knows that Samwer is the reincarnation of Kim Schmitz.

Is Schnappi the next or last paintone?

2005-08-17T15:25:00.000-07:00

K.N.I.S.(kensei news and information service) figured out what piece of bullshit hit us all after The Crazy Frog. Not only Kensei wonders how come "Schnappi" bashed R.Williams off the top.

The UK Mirror is with you! An essay about pain.
And there even seems to be a new campaign against that frog in her majesties land!

Blogentry from Rob

2005-07-23T05:14:00.000-07:00

Quote:
"Jamster Sucks Update

If you are having trouble with Jamster, which has never credited me for the money it stole from my 12 year old son through his cell phone. Check out Jared's site www.jamstersucks.com he as an online petition and is trying to get Jamster to be accountable for its unscrupulous practices."

Read the whole story here.

The future is now!

2005-07-07T08:57:00.000-07:00

17:16:01 |jc|: p.s.: es gab ja schon genug science fiction filme in denen orakelt wurde dass sich die technik eines tages gegen den menschen richten wird, das dies allerdings in der barbarischen form von klingeltönen passieren wird hat niemand vorher gesehen ...

Tutorial: Proper ringtone usage

2005-06-19T09:54:00.000-07:00

Ringtones suck. All. Pawlowsk dogs we turn.
(How come wikipedia in english doesn't have that?)

Lesson 1: start a conspiracy, rebellion or simple mass disobedience as recently seen on the philippines.
The ringtone is said to be an unauthorized recording of some politicians doing dirty talk. Sure it doesn't matter if its fake or real.... the effect is butterfly.
The government actually prohibited having, selling and humming the tone.
So lets hope either politicians ban ringtones or ringtones ban politicians. ;)
All you gotta do at this point is download a fine audiotool for voice altering
and mixing to create your own prank. Create a recording of class or workmates talking bad about others or alike ...your mates will love it. ;)

#This seems to be the first reasonable purpose for a ringtone.#

The new trouble!

2005-06-13T09:56:00.000-07:00

Hahahaha, Jamba running into trouble again? The Heise magazine reports on investigations by german law enforcements. The commision for youth media protection has ringtones on their agenda, a closer look is especially taken at the subscription of ringtones and the and how much the Jamba ads really suck. The german media institutes also take action on the amount of tv spam ppl have to suffer. Though anyone can doubt it'll result into sth. ...at least it steals plenty of ppl plenty of time. Hey!

Also this: Besides Jamba they also focus "ZED".
Makes me think of pulp fiction...but zed seems alive.

The new threat!

2005-06-05T04:47:00.000-07:00

Besides the never ending terror of lame animated shit from the stoneage of multimedia Jamster found a new way to reeeeeally get on our balls again. Everyones zapping habbits changed since sweetie so now a new attack with no escape: BANNERS. Ancient way for internet promotion...but hey, they are brothers, what do they know about real life?
The Klamm.de Forum is right: We all hate Jamba and how to advoid their adsensing?
As known from the Sweetie commercial we have to fear 1.750.000 Jamster banners per day if one just visits a forum on a regular basis. Uargh. Post your favourite spam assins ans web-blockers in the comment to this post. :)
Is their terrible revenge for the "anti-jamster banner campaign"?

Another nice forum filled with hate is the "Gamecube Europe Board".

UK: zero points

2005-05-26T13:12:00.000-07:00

As NME found out Jamsters "Crazy Frog" is about to outsell Coldplays "Speed of Sound". We just wonder since when british music enthusiasts love lame techno from Germany. Go buy "Magix Music Maker" ;)

Jamster Banners

2005-05-12T09:37:00.000-07:00

More and more Anti-Jamba or "I-Hate-Jamster" banners pop up on the net...as you surely already recognized reading the last 10 posts.

source:madarts.wamigge.de
So we'll try posting them in the comments area here from now on.
Stay tuned. We know we've been some lazy a****. :)

Grand Theft Jamba?

2005-03-28T10:41:00.000-08:00

A company named buongiorno put out a game named "Kill the Jimbi family". Send a message for the usual rip off and enjoy killing Sweetie and whatever these other things are called. Also they have a fairytale like moorhuhn game adaption with Sweetie. Which is free
The whack thing is: they earn money on stealing the licensed characters from VeriSign now.

Battlefield Mobile has some new selftests online using the Jamba Webpage. See for your self how hard it is to subscribe and unsubscribe with Jamba. Leaving the mafia seems easier.[browse their archive here.]

Anti-Jamba clan

2005-03-24T08:20:00.000-08:00

Kwick.de is hosting a bunch of nice clan pages or other sort of groups. This includes the Anti-Jamba Clan with more than 400 members. The clan is administrated by Blechdose, Kommerz_gandalf and Punk-Invasion and was found in 08-2005.

John Hart did a nice Jamba-Audioclip which is (more or less;) fun to listen to.

Jamba future

2005-03-20T05:55:00.000-08:00

Does Jamster have a future? Support Jamba page spottet on the net!
You are encouraged to buy any ringtone they have available...at least this german blog cares about the enslavers.

This nice image is taken from Tagesbuch eines Internetjunkies.
Might be a future strategy from the enslavers.

Ringtone philopsophy

2005-03-12T11:30:00.000-08:00

In an australian Xbox Forum we found some thoughts about ringtones in general...and feel we have quite a similar opinion. Aussies seem to be a bunch of philosophers ;) ...go read their posts.
Such as:
"I gotta side with the answer on this one. Anytime I think, "hey maybe there is hope for the human race after all"... I just think of the millions of tards signing up for their pissant ringtones. It's a telephone, nobody is going to be impressed if it plays a midi of "everybody dance now" instead of ringing. Hot broads will not be drawn to its siren song to blow you. jesus christ" says Too Much Metho.

Samwer brothers love us...

2005-03-07T09:09:00.000-08:00

In an interview with SPIEGEL ONLINE chief-thief Oliver states that he thinks the quality of anti-jamba art is suprisingly good. Thank you...and maybe you learn something: ripped art is NEVER cool.

Jamster complaints packed

2005-03-05T05:31:00.000-08:00

The beloved Blagger.com:The place to leave complaints and comments about companies you have used... by now as quite an archive of complaints about Jamster. Fun to read...heartbreaking trouble. Jamba stays a pain in the ass.

Jamba blogging again.

2005-02-26T12:02:00.000-08:00

After various lame attempts to do their own blog and screwing up:
The master of public relations desaster are back.
When blogs started picking on Jamba they thought it was one hell of a clever idea to undercover blogs pro Jamba. Too bad they posted from their corporate network.
Now they found some shady company named 20six/myblog.de which seems to be willing to host their fake content. Ofcoz with direct links to a new trick to rip people off.
Read what DonAlphonso wrote on Blogbar.
And: Beware of loggin in on Jamba/Jamster webpages!!

Financial Times reports political intervention.

2005-02-26T07:27:00.000-08:00

The german version of the financial times (FTD) has a great
artikel online about Jamba/Jamster.
Politicians recognized the worldwide disappointment, the theft, the slavery for kids... first actions are ahead:

German minister Künast says in an interview with the FOCUS that political consequenzes will follow. The robbers at Jamster (aka VeriSign) will have to display the contract information as long as the number to order by.
...unfortunately that is for germans only then.
So this can just be a beginning. VeriSign will have to repay the public!
our suggestion: 1 year total tv absence for any thing that is related to VeriSign. Also the Samwer-Brothers should not get away with theft and enslaving their employees.

Read these related articles:
KillSweety
Financial Times Deutschland
GeldZurückVonJamba

Blog-a-lot

2005-02-26T07:19:00.000-08:00

Another jamba-only dedicated blog appeared on the net:
Jambasucks Blog
We'll try to provide a complete list of Jamster and Jambo blogs
soon; feel free to add any by commenting here.

Sweety splatter madness

2005-02-24T11:37:00.000-08:00

Surprisingly our contribution for the Kill-Sweety Picture-Contest is already the 2nd most viewed 'artwork'.
Awesome! Big thanks to all users who voted for the Chef Juicer.

Back to the future

2005-02-18T11:42:00.000-08:00

If taking a deeper look into the history of Jamster/Jamba you get this feeling of having to throw up. For example the University of Berlin has some presentation online from may 2004. Has it all been planned longer than we thought? Well, what they have in this large essay shows clearly the evilness of the "Samwer Brothers". There seem to be plans since years to get on everybodys balls.

But lets go back in time even further: It is september 2001
Jamba is still a small rip off ...idea taken from some US company.
The "Samwer Brothers" just cheated eBay by leaving Alando.
Alando is just an auction place they screwed up before. The usual: low wages, no new ideas...so let's sell the shit and get outta here.
Read a detailed article here: dotcomtod

Source of lameness is?

2005-02-18T11:28:00.000-08:00

DJ Mike figures out why Jamster sucks so much. And he is right: the retarded uncoolness is 'coz they are stuck in the 90s! Check out his analogy "Lame vs. Cool"!

Bad promotion: crazy frog cock

2005-02-15T12:42:00.000-08:00

Nah, that sucks,rite? Sending adult content to kids...but hey, it is only 2 bucks fifty. hahahahaha
Anyways, REUTERS has a nice article about the crazy frog and its genitals.
Also the Advertising Standards Authority replies on the request
to stop Jamba ads.

And who did it?

The BBC has an interview with cocklover Daniel Malmedahl.

Money back guarantee

2005-02-12T08:36:00.000-08:00

In the post from feb.10th we already mentioned how to avoid payments to Jamba.

Another german blog puts focus on legal issues. Have a look yourself and visit the lawblog.

Have an overview on most blogs that talk about Jamba: Blogstats

See a "The Anoying Thing" video in nice quality on Jakaroo.

Mental issues

2005-02-11T05:35:00.000-08:00

source: Cecimoz.co.uk

Enjoy this great movie from Cecimoz. We did!

Another weird thing to mention is this fake quote:
"The Crazy Frog Ringtone Is The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me, My Wife's Happy, The Country Is Happy, Damn Even John Kerry Is Happy" George W.
No, not that its any humorous...but we found it at TheCrazyFrogFanClub.
They mention free ringtones there and so on...while just linking to Jamster via some affiliate program. Same linking as you find at rhinorat.co.uk and many others. Whose pages are that? ;)

A quality check...

2005-02-11T04:47:00.000-08:00

Ofcoz you feel abused by the daily ads for ringtones on tv.
But sure you haven't ever subscribed for that crap.
So, how good are those products anyways?
Ciao.com has public ratings for ringtones.
source: Jamba.de

Pricing example:
Track: Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
1)
Source: http://www.jamster.com/
Duration: 0:20 min
Quality: lo-fi
Price: ~2.50 $ (depending on where you are the price varies.)
2)
Source: www.itunes.com
Duration: 4:20 min
Quality: mpeg layer 3
Price: 0.99 $

Sexual harassment!

2005-02-10T06:55:00.000-08:00

Jamster is acused of sexual harassment by the nanny.

source: NannyKnowsBest

According to the nanny some 60 ppl have complained to
the Advertising Standards Authority about that
perverted frog.
If you feel like doing so:enquiries@asa.org.uk

Subscription and courtesy

2005-02-10T02:29:00.000-08:00

There has been lotsa talk that the evil empire does those subscriptions for ringtones with kids...which is unfair enough...but more a fight against the parents than the kids. Or who is gonna pay?

What if a kid subscribes Jamba ringtones?
You really consider that legal?
Well, even Jamba don't quite seem to believe that.
Just sending in a letter claiming to be a lawyer already seems to scare them out of their pants. Thanx to Vorspeiseplatte.de for explaining the victims how to avoid payments to Jamba.

But our fave link for the day is STUPIDIA.
Feel free to contribute to this great project and it can be a
idiocy-blacklist some day!

VeriSign is sad...'coz Jamster was bad!

2005-02-10T02:01:00.000-08:00

Sniff. Anyways, the beloved Jamba/Jamster stocks were so lame... VeriSign only earned 94 mio-US$ instead of the expected 100 mio-US$. Now stocks even go down 8.2%.
And whose fault is that? YOURS!
Why the hell didn't you subscribe more bad ringtones?
read what happened here:
Finanznachrichten.de (that one is in german)

Now don't think you are the only who's pissed off with that.
Sweetie now even bothers the stars. How?
Well, they abuse the Grammy pre-parties now for ringtone terror.
A co-op with RCA Music Group which is a unit of Sony.
What do rintones and music have to do with each other???
Read more about the pain here:
Finanznachrichten.de (that one is in englisch)

How much does it cost?

2005-02-07T16:38:00.000-08:00

If you wanna know how much VeriSign paid for Sweetie or how much they earn with ringtones... you might wanna read this. [in german]
or short: VeriSign payed 273 Million US-$ for Jamba/Jamster.
Means those nerds who started Jamba won the jackpot.

Also there is a very nice new game:

Tweety Buster
So detailed...oldskool 3d....we love it.

Petition

2005-02-03T14:53:00.000-08:00

Take action...sign a petition. We'll try to keep track of a complete list.
Sweden
Germany
Holland
Holland II
USA

Feel free to add you petitions in the comments section.
No need to register!

The Ring

2005-02-03T14:38:00.000-08:00

Uuuuuh, we found a nice videotrailer.
Check out Sweetie - The Ring.

source:Jamba Sucks

Grand Theft Hamster

2005-02-03T05:56:00.000-08:00

source: Jamba

Now quite some ppl wasted a lot of money on that one we'd guess.
But, have a guess, that one is 'borrowed' also.

source: Ad-Rag

Or ever wondered where that crazy crazy frog is from?
Original frog images here: turboforce3d (see private works there)
If you hate the frog go here: Bornsloppy (DeathOfTheCrazyFrog.wmv)

Get the competition started...

2005-02-02T04:41:00.000-08:00

The people at stylecharts started up a nice competition! See the exquisit gallery or even join in with your creative ideas.

Sweets for my Sweetie , sugar for my.....

2005-02-01T03:48:00.000-08:00

Kill some time...kill some Sweetie.

image source: usuarios.lycos.es

Here are some more games about it:
Love Sweetie
Kill Sweetie
[both come in lame flash! sorry.]

How bad are the twilightzones? Compare for yourself!
Denmark
Belgium
USA
...atleast Sweety is the same crap everywhere.

How much pain is it?

2005-01-31T07:50:00.000-08:00

Some twilightzones of the web are bad...some are worse.

image source: freakshow.blindcow.org
...now they just gotta learn some german! You guys missed out a letter on your sign,ay!

Subscribe Episode #4 now!

2005-01-30T09:47:00.000-08:00

If you download this new episode you automatically subscribe for a lifetime! ;)
Get it here:

Episode # 4 subscribe this!

filetype: rar/divx5
filesize: 4752390 Bytes
video: 320x240 DivX5 at 30fps *in color*
audio: stereo/mp3

Mamba Homeshopping special

2005-01-30T09:08:00.000-08:00

source: mamba

Relief for the weekend.

2005-01-30T04:57:00.000-08:00

In a series of tough thinking games like "Moorhuhn" feel encoured to make the world ringtone-free on estatica.de
Or try this bloody mess:HitIt!

Grand Theft Sweetie

2005-01-29T06:35:00.000-08:00

The fluffy yellow ball abused for ringtone-terror across europe is a lame rip! Or who is that?

watch the original videos here:
Sweetie *real*
Sweetie Tennis

source: 3Dvf.net
All come in oldskool DivX 3.11

Sweetie in Episode #3!

2005-01-28T09:01:00.000-08:00

A new episode is out. Feel free to download Swee-tee.

Episode #3 Sweetie Swee-tee

filetype: rar/divx5
filesize: 2.110.946 k
video: 320x240 DivX5 at 30fps *in color*
audio: stereo/mp3

Sweetie bothers more ppl than expected.

2005-01-27T07:28:00.000-08:00

We just found this on the net:

source: unrule.info

Episode #2 is out.

2005-01-27T06:07:00.000-08:00

With quite some demand for more gore we announce Episode #2 ...enjoy a tremendous amount of blood and pain.

Episode #2 Sweetie ultrawave

filetype: rar/mpg
filesize: 2.679.304 k
video: 720x576 PAL DVD at 30fps *in color*
audio: stereo

To the public.

2005-01-27T02:42:00.000-08:00

The 'mamba' page has been added to most searchengines. Spread the word... using topSubmit it was soooo easy, we would do it again ;)

Yeeeeha. Episode 1 is out!

2005-01-26T14:00:00.000-08:00

Enjoy Episode#1 from 'mamba'. Feel free to grab the RARpacked Video here:
Episode #1 Sweetie 750W

filetype: rar/mpg
filesize: 14.532.772 k
video: 720x576 PAL DVD at 30fps *in color*
audio: stereo

Mamba started!

2005-01-26T13:29:00.000-08:00

Yes, we finally decided to put the videos up. Enjoy the upcoming links!